You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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