Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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