He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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