Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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