is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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