I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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