You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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