guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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