Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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