Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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