i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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