would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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