I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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