i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
where are my eyebrows?
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