Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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