I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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