I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
did you just send me my own nude
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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