do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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