we have officially lost it.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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