Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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