return my video game
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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