You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.