When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm eating all of the evidence.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do