Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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