i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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