I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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