she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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