Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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