Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
a search helicopter?!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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