If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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