How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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