another moral hangover. fuck.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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