the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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