absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
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on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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