Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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