Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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