I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
