The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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