i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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