But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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