i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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