O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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