i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just had sex on a roof
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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