I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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