So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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