Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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