I just made out with a guy for $7.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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