I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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