sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
