Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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