You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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