if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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