Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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