she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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