so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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