youre lurking in front of me
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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